"I'd rather sandpaper a gorilla's ass in a phone booth"

I was born February 15th 1979 in Rock Hill , SC. After a childhood saturated with Transformers, Legos, Star Wars, Godzilla movies, and a near-crippling fear of being abducted by aliens, I graduated from York High in 1997. I dropped out of Winthrop University's fine arts program in 2000 but returned four years later after having worked at a zoo cutting carrots and handling dead mice. My degree is in drawing and painting but I also fancy myself a sculptor, carpenter, and an amateur engineer. Dinosaurs are my first love and I still sleep with one eye opened for bulgin' headed visitors. Have yet to reproduce or die.

Height-6'0"
Weight-160lbs
Sign-Aquarius